- Caboose: Ya ever wonder why we're here?
- Church: You know Caboose, I used to not care. I just went along with orders, and hoped that everything would work out for me. But after all that's happened, you know what I've learned? It's not about hating the guy on the other side because someone told you to. I mean, you should hate someone because they're an asshole, or a pervert, or snob, or they're lazy, or arrogant or an idiot or know-it-all. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise people on a personal level. Not because they're red, or because they're blue, but because ya know them, and you see them every single day. And you can't stand them, because they're a complete and total fucking douchebag.
- Caboose: ...
- Church: ...
- Caboose: I meant why are we up here in the sun, when we could be standing down there in the shade.
- Church: Oh. Yeah okay, let's go stand in the shade.
Gotta love having an absolutely shit night
